Click Here to go tell your joke to King Skarl

Cheer up the King with your joke and maybe he will reward you with something! Well guess what, it is completely random, so taking the time to choose a coherent sentence is not really necessary. So, with that in mind:

Automate your Joke:

If you don't really care about what you say to the King, and pretty much just choose anything as fast as you can, I have another way for you.

By using the code below, you can automate the input of a random saying. It will save you the tedium of choosing your words manually.

Follow these instructions:

1) Bookmarks menu (at the top) > Organize Bookmarks > New Bookmarks

2) Name, keyword, and description do not matter (although name will show up in your bookmarks folder).

3) For Location, fill in the code.

javascript:(function(){document.getElementById(%22qp1%22).value = %22What%22; document.getElementById(%22qp2%22).value = %22do%22; document.getElementById(%22qp3%22).value = %22you do if%22; document.getElementById(%22qp4%22).value = %22%22; document.getElementById(%22qp5%22).value = %22fierce%22; document.getElementById(%22qp6%22).value = %22Peophins%22; document.getElementById(%22qp7%22).value = %22%22; document.getElementById(%22qp8%22).value = %22has eaten too much%22; document.getElementById(%22qp9%22).value = %22%22; document.getElementById(%22qp10%22).value = %22tin of olives%22; var numQs = 8; for (var i = 0; i < numQs; ++i) { var q = document.getElementById(%22ap%22 + (i + 1)); q.selectedIndex = 1 + Math.floor(Math.random()*(q.length - 2)); }})()

4) Go to the Grumpy King page.

5) Go to the Bookmarks menu and click on the bookmark's name. (Make sure it's the correct bookmark for the page.) It will automatically fill in the fields.

There is also the same setup for the Wise Old King

Credit for this information goes to Greedo of Greedo's Creations