Impress the King with your wisdom and maybe he will reward you with something! Well guess what, it is completely random, so taking the time to choose a coherent sentence is not really necessary. So, with that in mind:
Automate your Wisdom:
If you don't really care about what you say to the King, and pretty much just choose anything as fast as you can (by using the tab and arrows button, for example), I have another way for you.
By using the code below, you can automate the input of a random saying. It will save you the tedium of choosing your words manually.
Follow these instructions:
1) Bookmarks menu (at the top) > Organize Bookmarks > New Bookmarks
2) Name, keyword, and description do not matter (although name will show up in your bookmarks folder).
3) For Location, fill in the code.
4) Go to the Wise Old King page.
5) Go to the Bookmarks menu and click on the bookmark's name. (Make sure it's the correct bookmark for the page.) It will automatically fill in the fields.
There is also the same type of setup for the Grumpy King
Credit for this information goes to Greedo of Greedo's Creations